matterized:

matterized:

big dick tumblr thanos bout to snap their fingers and we’re all gonna sit here and watch our favorite blogs dissolve into the void one by one

(Fuente: dalbirdy)

trophyhusbandvictor:

etherlunelight:

trophyhusbandvictor:

i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

banning porn could

you’re legit right and i think maybe i actually did curse tumblr to die by making this post

lord-tachanka-official:

I AM SO MAD THAT I LACK THE TALENT TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

fumbling-towards-ecstasy001:

warpedrhythm:

monkeysaysficus:

acciowine:

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

(Fuente: hotlinetwink)

crystaldraco:

cartoon-dog:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

animentality:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

• filter
• lowercase helvetica

• for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes 

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

anxiouslydepressedintrovert:

anxietyproblem:

Yikes, just realized this is me

For really though, those of you who are dealing with someone whose exhibiting any of these attributes please have patience and be kind. These kinds of people are so fragile, because the mind is a very fragile and impressionable thing.